Weird video for your wasting-time-at-work-pleasure. The stupid glass costs nearly $15, they probably could have shaved 30 seconds of the video, and put the saved $ from advertising towards lowering the price of the glass. Then someone might be interested in buying it. Maybe.

Let’s face it, German is probably the most foul sounding language in the world. Try to read this entry-title without sounding like you have the gnarlies in your throat (you can’t). This phenomenon might give us some insight into Merkel’s perma-frown. And, if there is there is one thing that can turn that frown upside down, and even make a frat-boy blush, it’s a freakin’ two week long holiday dedicating to everyone’s favorite past time: beering! And yes, you stupid Americans, I KNOW its September, but Oktoberfest starts tomorrow!!! It’s time to stick that feather in your cap (or that stupid fedora that seemed like such a good idea last year) and pick a destination. Or, if you are more the house party type – keep it lowbrow with some Narragansett Fest, Rold Gold’s and string-cheese, or go high brow with some Ayinger and local curds (did you EVEN know beer and cheese pairings are all the rage?). Then, see how many people you can get to politely pretend that they love  your playlist. Most importantly, wherever your beer can lands this vernal equinox, may there be Masskrugstemmen.

Das boot ya’ll.